She’ll shop till I drop
By Dave Barry
I can’t shop with my wife. The problem is that she almost never has a clear objective. I ALWAYS have a clear objective. Without a clear objective, you’re just wandering randomly around a store, which is NOT the point of shopping.
This is not just my opinion: This is the opinion of literally thousands of Nobel-Prize-winning scientists whose names are available upon request. These scientists have traced the origins of shopping back to prehistoric times, when ”shopping” was called ”hunting,” and primitive man would make out his ”shopping list” by drawing, on his cave wall, a picture of his objective, usually a large wad of meat in the form of, say, a yak. He would then go out into the wild, locate his objective, and make the ”purchase” by whomping the yak on the head with a club. […]
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Thanks Sid, for the forward…